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Volleyball is a great game to run a little smack on the court. The guys that do it to an extreme certainly qualify as Grade A jerks, but amoung friends nobody minds a little lip. So here are a few lines that I've heard or used on the court. Feel free to use them or add your own smack to the list.

After a particularly weak serve or hit... "Next time hit it with your purse!"

After a dominant stuff block... "Do you want a little gravy with that stuffing?"

After making a perfect pass on a hitter's best spike... "You're easy."

Following any guy's weak play... "Maybe your boyfriend can play next time."

Any time you're up against a high flyer... "My grandma can bunny-hop on her wheelchair higher than that!" (from Craig Vacha)

After the opposition shanks a pass... "Shank you, drive through." (from Craig Vacha)

When talking to an opponent about one of his teammates..."Wow, is he really that good or does it just look like it because the rest of you suck so bad?" (from Craig Vacha)

After a player's ugly screw-up..."That was crap-tacular!" (from Bart Simpson)