INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY

"While modern technology has given people powerful new communication tools, it apparently can do nothing to alter the fact that many people have nothing useful to say."
Lee Gomes, San Jose Mercury News

"The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life."
Andrew Brown

"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network."
Guy Almes

"In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to."
Dennis Miller, SNL Weekend Update

"EMAIL - when it absolutely positively has to get lost at the speed of light."
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