COMPUTER PROFESSION(ALS)

"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
Nathaniel Borenstein

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, "Oath of Fealty"

"If builders built buildings they way computer programmers write programs, the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed all civilization"
Weinberg's law

"At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer."
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