Jim Murray on Mike Garrett: "He eats more dirt than a gopher. His throat has the fingerprints of every linebacker in the league on it."



John Madden on Louie Kelcher: "If you can block a coke machine, you can block Kelcher."



Lisa Gastineau on Mark Gastineau: "He's like Felix Unger, a total neat freak. He keeps his cereal boxes in alphabetical order."



Mark Whicker on Joe Morris: "A flashbulb has about as much chance of catching him as a linebacker."