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A Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican
Joe gets
up at 6:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot with good, clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality
standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His
medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety
and that they work as advertised. All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for
by his employer's medical plan. Because some liberal union workers fought their
employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it, too. He prepares his
morning breakfast bacon and eggs this day. Joe's bacon is safe to eat
because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat-packing industry.
Joe takes his morning shower, reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is properly
labeled with every ingredient and the amount that is contains because some
liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and the
breakdown of its contents. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath.
The air he breathes is clean because some tree-hugging liberal fought for laws
to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for
his government-subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in
parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable
public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits,
retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought
and died for these working standards. Joe's employer meets these standards
because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is
hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get worker's compensation or an
unemployment check because some liberal didn't think he should lose his home to
temporary misfortune. It's noon time. Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can
pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FDIC because some
liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the
banking system before the Depression. Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten
mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal
decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and
earned more money over his lifetime. Joe is home from work. He plans to
visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in
his car for the drive to dad's; his car is among the safest in the world because
some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He
was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home
Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't
have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't
belong and demanded rural electrification (those rural Republicans would still
be sitting in the dark). Joe is happy to see his dad, who is now retired. Joe's
dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made
sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. After his visit with
dad, Joe gets back in his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show.
The host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He
doesn't tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every
protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees, "We don't need
those big government liberals ruining our lives. After all, I'm a self-made man
who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have." In the
years to come, Joe's life will change dramatically. The U.S. dollar will be
devalued as a result of our huge deficit, our living standards demolished, our
standing with the world diminished and our social security gone...all because
some conservative republican made sure he could
take care of himself and his buddies.